I took this quiz from journal. It seemed like a quiz that'd be entertaining for the moment.

How retarded are you?

[x] i have walked into a glass/screen door.

[ ] i have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] i have choked on my own spit.

[ ] ive seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[ ] i type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] i have accidently caught something on fire. (yeah, let's go with accident lol)

[ ] ive told a cop to freak off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] i attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] sometimes when i think of something funny, i laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[x] ive caught myself drooling. (once it was while I was talking. I have a lisp and an open bite, though. Still, some people thought there was something "wrong" with me.)

[x] ive accidently caused an explosion. (I convinced a kid to take a can of hair spray and light a lighter in it's path. Well, it makes a flame thrower, but he held on it so long that the fire caught up and went into the can, causing it to explode. Hey, at the time, I didn't know that could happen.)

[ ] if someone says the word "fart", i cant help but laugh.

[x] ive turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times. (I told my mom to turn into a one way road, but I didn't know you couldn't enter cuz I didn't see the sign.)

[x] sometimes i just stop thinking & zone out.

[ ] it is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow.

[x] i just tried to lick my elbow. (yeah, cuz I didn't think it was impossible. I've almost got it, too )

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[ ] people often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] ive used my fingers to do simple math. (I still do sometimes, but usually when I don't ahve a pen and paper or a calculator.)

[x] ive jumped off a moving vehicle.

[x] i ate a bug for $5 or less. (I say nothing counts as less)

[x] im taking this test when i should be doing something more important. (yeah.... Homework....)

[ ] i repost chain letters because im scared of what they threaten will happen if i dont.

[ ] ive done some things really stupid while i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran around naked when i was drunk.

[ ] ive ran into a golfcart tire when i was drunk

[x] ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time. (actually, it's usually in my pocket lol)

[x] i accidently break a lot of things.

[ ] my friends know not to use big words around me. (my friends think modify is a big word -.-, so, no, they don't. I do a lot to bug most of them lol.)

[x] my friends like me because im fun to laugh at. (they crack jokes about me all the time. Apparently, I'm now the crack addict because I sit in the corner saying very little to nothing and I always have money in my pockets by the end of the week. lol there's other things, too, like my blondeness.)

[x] i move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] sometimes i start telling a story and suddenly forget what im talking about.

[x] ive fallen out of my chair before.

[x] when im laying in bed, i sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture. (yeah, and people think I'm kinda wierd for it. I was talking to my friend Brittany and her bf at the time on a 3-way call. It was awkward silence, and I was paying little attention as it was. Saying there's pink panther on my ceiling sure broke it. lol)

TOTAL: 22

Multiply the total by three: I am 66% retarded.